Team Dub Sticker Pack - Trout Patrol Party Pack 2: Trouts on Patrol

$8.00
  • Team Dub Sticker Pack -  Trout Patrol Party Pack 2: Trouts on Patrol
  • Team Dub Sticker Pack -  Trout Patrol Party Pack 2: Trouts on Patrol
  • Team Dub Sticker Pack -  Trout Patrol Party Pack 2: Trouts on Patrol
  • Team Dub Sticker Pack -  Trout Patrol Party Pack 2: Trouts on Patrol

The holy trio of stickers, together again! This is the DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince and one other dude of sticker party packs.

It includes the following gems:

1. The infamous #TEAMDUB every day is a gift y'all sticker. Orange and stout, like that weird orange soda gum your mom bought you at K-Mart in the 80's. Do you remember that shit? The label said it was Sunkist in the middle, but it really tasted like a goddamn nightmare. This sticker makes up for that terrible 80's gum, and then some! Let the world know that you're standing with our boy Dub while he dropkicks cancer in the face.

2. Trout Patrol - A state of mind for the young and old alike. Trout Patrol is the genesis of minutes of contemplation about the meaning of trout, patrolling the river for a good time. These trout have graduated from the Missouri River Trout Academy, and now they're cruising the rivers for real.

3. Diet Pepsi K-Cups limited edition (holographic!). On the hottest of summer days, what do you crave? Is it the wind, whipping through your Covid-induced mullet? Is it an old Green Day tape played through a Sony boombox with a broken speaker? No! Your taste buds crave a cold, delicious delight. With advanced K-Cup technology, you can have a crisp glass of Diet Pepsi in short order.

All profits from the sales of this sticker pack will go directly to Dub and his family. We're also gonna present him with a big-ass Publisher's Clearing House check.

US Mail is very slow due to large volumes and budget cuts, so please allow 7-10 days for delivery. Shipped with love from Montana.