The Queen Bean Sticker


It’s the middle of summer. Your dad just told you crack open a fat can of pork and beans for the first time. You grip the electric can opener like a grandma clutching her pearls at a Gallagher show. Sweat slowly drips down your face. Your eyes are transfixed as the can whimsically turns. The can finally opens, and the blissful, warm light bathes your face. Gasp. Your eyes lock on the prize floating in the middle of the can. The world’s handsomest slab of rendered pork, AKA…


3" x 3". Printed on quality, waterproof vinyl.

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